Hubby took off Friday because he has been burning the candle at both ends and they are about to meet in the middle. We were looking SO forward to a relaxing weekend with nothing much planned besides dinner and floating in the pool, with occasional breaks for sleeping and couch potato moments (these moments help to justify buying our furniture.)
Yesterday was blissfully absent of anything that demanded more than a fleeting thought. The weather was gorgeous, we washed the cars, swam, and did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! (contented grin appears just thinking about it!)
This morning we were lazily doing more of the same, with a few fleeting thoughts of going to the gun range. Then the work phone rang. Hubby got called in for a “non-emergency” that had to be handled NOW. (Doesn’t that qualify it as an emergency then?) After an hour and a half drive round trip, he spent 30 minutes on the non-emergency and “saved the world.” (Not understanding even half of the techie stuff Hubby is involved with, we are just happy to assume it’s ALL very important.)
Our blissful lazitude (Is that a word? If not it should be) had been shattered, so he decided he wanted to go to the range with the guys. This worked for me, cause it was a bit hot to keep the littles (read “non-shooters”) happy for long, if it was to be a family outing. Daddy went off to shoot with the guys and we wondered what we should do to make daddy’s brief outing less protested.
What’s a gal to do?…..of course, invite a bunch of little kids over for a impromptu pool party! Lots of good natured splashing. A bazillion bathroom runs. Ear shattering little girl squeals and whining about getting wet. (”You’re in a pool darling, you’re already wet!”) Goodness, we had FUN!
This was our first pool party where the girls outnumbered the boys. They paddle the raft with the water guns instead of using them to shoot. They pretend to be mermaids that sing instead of being pirates that pillage. They whine if there is even the slightest chance that the brothers are within 12 feet of them. They even demonstrated a display of impressive strength and got the Sarge off the raft using only his two big toes, cannonball jumps, and sheer determination.
But the most shocking of all?…….the Imp made war for the raft, but then got all girlie and fussed when the boys splashed back. What?…..Why is my daughter in a pool complaining that she is getting wet from a squirt gun!?…..When did this happen?!
ESTROGEN. Even in little miniature females, it is a force to be reckoned with. The boys were trying to figure out what happened, too. Mini females that herd together are very unsettling to a household that is normally powered by mega doses of Testosterone. Today the balance shifted ever so slightly and only for a brief time, and we had a glimpse of a very different world. I tip my hat to the mothers of multiple daughters. What a hormonal world you must live in!