Yesterday we undertook the adventure to find Xerxes a vet. He was due for his heart worm/flea meds and we needed to get them before his last dose expired. We checked the vets in the area and found feedback on line so that I wasn’t walking in to the place totally ignorant.
I was confident that Xerxes would be good on the car ride over. I had selected the vet close to home so that he would not be sick every time he had to make the drive. Besides, 7 minutes in the car is nothing, I had him traveling without getting car-sick for up to 45 minutes in Florida. I brought the Imp with me to help with the handling while I filled out paperwork. We left with purpose.
The dog hung his head out of the window, while the Imp crooned to him in the back seat. We kept the window down so that he would be less queasy. Quite proud that the trip had been uneventful, we pulled into the parking lot. Just as I threw the car into park, the dog got sick. The Imp tried to stick the bag under his nose, but he leaned out of the open window. There was much scurrying and hollering. I figured it couldn’t be that bad since he had his head out the window. We pulled out “THE KIT” (yes, I have a dog-sick kit in my car) while the Imp kept him in the grass to finish hurling. The dog managed to aim it directly down the window crack of the open window. Sigh. I cleaned up the car and wiped down what we could. The vet’s staff had heard the commotion and had sent a tech to peer through the window casually and report to the others what was happening. Yeah, we’re classy that way. I love to make a first impression with my dog hurling, my daughter shrieking, and me hollering about dog barf.
The dog then decided to do a 2 on the vet’s lawn. Luckily I was prepared and tossed one of the sick bags to the Imp to clean it up. So there I stand with a sick sack and a bag of poo trying to figure out what to do with them. I double bagged the sick sack and tucked it in the foot well. The Imp was mortified and couldn’t find a trashcan outside of the office. By this time the staff had taken its places and were waiting to see if we were going to come in. With a squirt of hand sanitizer and our paperwork, I grabbed the poo bag and we entered the lobby. I offered the poo bag to the desk girl without missing a beat, “Hey, I figured you’d need a fecal sample….so we brought you one.” (Oh, yeah….I planned for this! NOT.) That seemed to break the ice and they made the tech run the test since she was lowest seniority.
The building was ancient but clean. The staff was super friendly and helpful. The doctor was an elderly gentleman with much sage advice about the training of dogs and views on life in general. He asked me to read the dog’s name for him. Then repeated it shaking his head, “Xerxes? I have never heard of a dog with a name like that.” Thinking it was the obvious choice for home schoolers studying the ancient kings, I blurted, “It’s the name of a Persian King we were studying.” He made some sort of snorting sound and murmured something that sounded like, “Now I’ve seen it all.” In the end, we got the meds for the dog, with what little dignity we could muster after our little circus show for the staff. I’m happy to report he made it home without incident (we stopped 1/2 way, at a gas station for a few minutes). Sigh.